- People who borrow their pen and never return it
- Lovers that don’t orgasm
- Being made jealous by a lover
- Being outshone at any task
- Dining without dignity
- Being the victim of gossip
- Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are)
- People who are too trendy
- People who claim to be psychic
- Not being able to park in the handicapped space
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THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
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Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.
actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.
when vegan ideas backfire completely
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